Wanna know why he doesn't want us? Because we want him, no homo.
Andre's like a woman, we've showered this nigga with compliments and attention and now he don't want us anymore. He doesn't have to work for our affection anymore brah. Whenever Andre gets bored (or broke, since he's on heroin (read my Frank Ocean post for further details (I got triple parenthesis, nigga, get on my fucking level) he'll drop by and give us a verse so we can shower him with love and affection (ultra no homo) so he can be temporarily satisfied for a year or so. Fuck that, Andre.
See it's like this, if a prostitute knew that all she had to do was show you her ankles to get your money she wouldn't even want to work for the money anymore. She'll just show you her ankles and shit so you bloggin ass niggas can cum all over yourself.
That's what andre's doing man, he's showing us his musical ankle. And we're allowing it....we're cumming. (Omega No Homo)
Like...niggas will spend months dissecting andre's 45 second verses while Andre's sitting back eating vegan lobster and listening to Bjork? Playing Ready 2 Rumble on the dreamcast just because he secretly wants to be Afro Thunder? He'll never be as flamboyant no matter how hard he tried. Fuck you and your ankles Andre. And fuck the Dreamcast.
Here's what I'm tryna say. Andre is never gonna give us what we want (an album) if we keep losing our minds over his guest features. I propose we boycott Andre 3000 until he drops some solo music. This is the only way to inspire him. No more clicking links to songs that he's featured on.
Don't even mention this nigga on the internet. Make him work for our love.....super no homo turbo: deluxe edition.
Somebody gotta get Andre 3000 the fuck out of here before Big Boi drops another album by himself.
That was depressing.
This my shit though.
I would totally get a lap dance to this.....shout out to lap dances, word.
Come back for my next post titled "Why the white man's hatred of black men directly correlates to Jesus being black"
For the last few years I've gotten accustomed to just listening to music for instant gratification instead of actually listening. Most of the time I can do that and not think twice about it, but Channel Orange and Life is Good are both challenging albums. You gotta listen to every detail instead of waiting for the hook to come.
2011 was a stupid year for hip hop to be honest. Niggas were doing nigga shit. Big Sean, The Throne, Tyler the Creator....
On a intellectual level, 2011 was a stupid year for hip hop, I'm still trying to recoup. I'll probably do a more serious Channel Orange review when I'm ready.
But yo, Summer on Smash is a great song. There's something wrong with you blogger niggas. *ciroc splash*
Sorry, but if we at a movie theater and shots are fired I'm out. You better not be wearing any high heels if you tryna live n shit.
If a girl expects me to jump infront of a loaded gun for her I failed as a man.
I'll save the babies cause those are my cum-creations, but you? Nah chill, you grown you can save yourself fuck you mean?
"I wouldn't EVER date a man that wouldnt take a bullet for me"
Nobody wants your delusional ass anyways, you watch too much disney and think you're princess jasmine but you really a Maleficent ass mothafucka. I respect women though.
Man look, the anger surrounding the guy leaving his girl at the Dark Knight shooting shows that we failed as a nation. I'm seeing so much bitchass behavior from both genders. Gimme a few days and I'll touch on it.
I'll holla at y'all later though, I got ciroc to splash.
I been a Nas stan since stillmatic came out (once again, im 18) so I wasn't a illmatic dickrider. I thinnk Untitled/Nigger is his best album. I prefer nas over commercial beats.
With that being said I'm 7 songs into Life is Good and I'm about to send Nas an angry tweet or something. Man this is some fuck shit. Did Krs-one choose these beats?
Like, No Introduction was fire brah. I thought Nas just being an asshole when he said "for you stuck in the 90's niggas" but this nigga is dead serious.
-_- the doors of the chuuch are closed man. I'm stressed.
EDIT: SUMMER ON SMASH IS SO FAR THE BEST SONG ON THIS FUCKING ALBUM FUCK Y'ALL BLOGGIN ASS FUCK NIGGAS. *CIROC SPLASHES THE INTERNET*
EDIT #2: WORLDS AN ADDICTION IS SO WAVY GOT DAMN
If you ain't got no ciroc on splash your duncan hines is irrelevant, fuck nigga.
I asked as many people as possible about the word "ratchet". I needed to get to the bottom of this. That word is apparently like a cuss word over there. Like you'll get your ass beat for throwing that shit out.
Oh and Hurricane Chris apparently got beat up by special ed kids in high school according to my Louisiana cousins....*stares at camera*
I'm a little disappointed I didn't get a chance to blast "Ha" by Juvenile while riding around Louisiana though. Whatever.
I really don't give a fuck if someone's gay. Especially when it comes to the music industry. It's already well-known that you have to get penetrated by multiple rich white men to be successful in America. So if my favorite artists are gay then #shruglife. So why was I so bothered about Frank Ocean coming out via Thank you notes?
The industry is based off image, when Frank Ocean first started gaining fans (Around early 2011) people talked about his songwriting and shit. How intelligent and creative he was and all that. As soon as news came out that he was bi-sexual he lost a lot of fake fans, meanwhile he gained like a million more fake fans who wanna ride that "I'm so progressive I loooove gay people mmm" wave. Nowadays you can't have an actual music discussion about Frank Ocean, he killed it. Look at his youtube video comments yo....
Now I can't take Channel Orange reviews serious anymore, cause all them niggas talk about is Frank liking dick. This nigga referenced Majin Buu and got Street Figther 2 sound effects in his album n shit and y'all worrying about the mileage of his butthole? Y'all weird.
But what I'm tryna say is.....Frank Ocean boosted his career and ruined it at the same time. I know I contradicted myself, look, I don't need that now. Anyways...
A week later I finally got Channel Orange in the mail, man fuck online shopping.
1. Start
Ummm? Is Frank Ocean saying Channel Orange is Street Fighter 2? What the fuck is this supposed to mean? Oh you want nerd points brah? Fuck that.
2. Thinking About You
This is a horrible way to start an album. I actually liked this song when it came out.....a year ago. It's still a good song, but word? This is how you wanna introduce yourself to your new fans brah? With a song that Jaden Smith and Justin Bieber covered? I'm not even throwing salt this song is cool but brah....this aint no street fighter 2 music. I can't hadouken to this shit.
3. Fertilizer
......No comment.
4. Sierra Leone
Did you really grow up in Sierra Leone, Lonny? Cause wikipedia is lying to me. But on the real, this song is dope as fuck. I don't know what the fuck he's talking about. But when the strings come in it sounds like Christmas in California. I don't know what the fuck that means but fuck it sounded fly....just like this song.
5.Sweet Life
This song sounds like Stevie Wonder. It's THAT good. I noticed Frank is really a smartass in his music. He's the type of nigga to break up with a girl by singing and she won't even know he broke up with her. Stars in her eyes n shit while he's telling her how much of a spoiled brat she is. Serenading her on some Jodeci shit. Jodeci needa come back.....come back Jodeci.
6. Not Just Money
Frank, please shut the fuck up with these skits.
7. Super Rich Kids
This is the second song in a row Frank uses to talk shit about rich people. Loool. After this album takes off he's probably gonna be one of them though. Then he's gonna make songs about having sex with Egyptian royalty and mummifying vaginas. The cycle continues. Anyways, Earl's verse was kinda wack to me. Like...I 've heard so many songs by this nigga and still don't know shit about him. Nigga I know you can rap...but do you got hoes? Tell me bout the hoes Earl. But yo on the real I respect women cause I'm progressive and shit. I believe in equality n shit...that's why when we go on a date we go half on that red lobster. Oh you thought I was paying everything? Fuck no, we're equal in America now. But no forreal this song is great.
8. Pilot Jones
"I'm ice cold baby..... ICE COOLD" is the closest we'll get to K-ci saying "ALIZAAAY" in "How Do You Want It".
This song is pointless as fuck to me. But I'd let a girl give me a lapdance to this. Shout out to lap dances. Anyways, this song is decent....no comment.
9.Crack Rock
Only Swag-Generation would make a song that goes "Crack ROCK, Crack ROCK". I know this song is metaphorical n shit. But I couldn't listen to this with a straight face while the hook comes in. I've noticed this ain't a album full of singles. It's like every song on the first half is a different floor in a hotel....and then you reach the penthouse suite....
10. Pyramids
Pyramids is the at the middle of the album for a reason, it's epic as fuck. The fact this song was the single is hilarious considering it's almost 10 minutes. Frank got a song saying "Crack rooooooocks", the nigga got a album dedicated to Chun-Li, and he came out the closet. Frank doesn't give a fuck about nothing. He's the r&b DMX basically. Except DMX ain't got no crackhead anthems...except "Party Up". But that's every drug addicts anthem so that doesn't count.
Anyways, Frank managed to make a pop song and a hip hop song at the same damn time.And it doesn't sound corny. Well done. He starts off simping over Cleopatra then he's like fuck it I'm a pimp now. He went from being an Egyptian king to being a pimp, to being bisexual. Basically Frank Ocean is Andre 3000.
This song is epic.
11.Lost
So far this is the funkiest song Frank has on the album. This sounds like something that would play in a montage during a romantic comedy starring Hillary Swank and Ben Affleck.
"She's at the stove, I can't believe I got her cooking dope". This nigga think he Juelz Santana. I see you. Im trying to catch the actual concept of the song and so far I think it's about girl's that need a young nigga to guide them through life.Wooord. Suga Free would approve. But I don't listen to suga free....cause I respect women. *blankface*
12. White (Interlude)
Fuck you too, Frank.
13. Monks
This is the number one song I wanna hear live. The percussion is so dope. This nigga almost sound like Ryan Leslie on this. Which is cool cause Ryan Leslie makes dope music even though he look like Drake and scooby doo fucking. But this song is great, so far it's my favorite. Frank needs more high energy songs like this, cause I'd hate to go to a Frank Ocean concert based on the other songs he got. I mean, I would still go to a Frank Ocean concert for the hoes......I respect women though.
14. Bad Religion
This song is 2:55 minutes long? Frank quit fucking with me bro, quit fucking with me. This song is dope. I refuse to listen to this after a breakup though. Fuck that. This is one of the easier songs to understand concept-wise. Unrequited love = Bad religion. Gotcha.
15. Pink Matter
This nigga singing about Majin Buu that's hilarious. But yo, remember I told you Frank was Andre 3000? Well apparently Frank knew that his cover was blown so he's tryna save face by "featuring" Andre on his song. Fuck that frank, we know better. This song is great though, I love the bass playing. Andre's verse is kinda annoying though. You rarely hear Andre rap and when he does, the flow is always annoying. But this songs cool though. I wouldn't take it on a date but if it knocked on my door I would let it rock the mic.
16. Forrest Gump
This sounds like something I'd hear on a pop station. This sounds like some Mandy Moore shit. But it's dope regardless. The lyrics would make a thug cringe (or maybe make a thug aroused, depending on what type of thug we're talking about).
17.End
Frank ends the album with like 30 seconds of a song and.....moaning? I don't understand....
Okay, now someone's getting in a car....
Wait what happened to Street Fighter 2? Frank basically said fuck a concept. Word?
This is a horrible way to end an album. Like....this is like the ending of Napoleon Dynomite. Just empty.
Oh and you fuck niggas that downloaded Channel Orange? Guess what the niggas who bought the physical get?
18. Golden Girl (Ft. Tyler The Creator)
We get THIS shit. This sounds like a circus in the middle of a tropical island. This shit is beautiful. Tyler co produced this, I don't know why he didn't produce more of Channel Orange. But yo, this is a perfect way to end the album. Why the fuck is tyler rapping on this though? I'm sorry but I don't wanna hear this nigga on a Frank Ocean song.....ever. Even when he's not rapping about rape he sounds like a rapist I can't deal with this.
But yo....I have no complaints about this shit so far, except the wack ass skits. Someone need to yoga flame these skits....
