Why don't Andre want us, man?
Wanna know why he doesn't want us? Because we want him, no homo.
Andre's like a woman, we've showered this nigga with compliments and attention and now he don't want us anymore. He doesn't have to work for our affection anymore brah. Whenever Andre gets bored (or broke, since he's on heroin (read my Frank Ocean post for further details (I got triple parenthesis, nigga, get on my fucking level) he'll drop by and give us a verse so we can shower him with love and affection (ultra no homo) so he can be temporarily satisfied for a year or so. Fuck that, Andre.
See it's like this, if a prostitute knew that all she had to do was show you her ankles to get your money she wouldn't even want to work for the money anymore. She'll just show you her ankles and shit so you bloggin ass niggas can cum all over yourself.
That's what andre's doing man, he's showing us his musical ankle. And we're allowing it....we're cumming. (Omega No Homo)
Like...niggas will spend months dissecting andre's 45 second verses while Andre's sitting back eating vegan lobster and listening to Bjork? Playing Ready 2 Rumble on the dreamcast just because he secretly wants to be Afro Thunder? He'll never be as flamboyant no matter how hard he tried. Fuck you and your ankles Andre. And fuck the Dreamcast.
Here's what I'm tryna say. Andre is never gonna give us what we want (an album) if we keep losing our minds over his guest features. I propose we boycott Andre 3000 until he drops some solo music. This is the only way to inspire him. No more clicking links to songs that he's featured on.
Don't even mention this nigga on the internet. Make him work for our love.....super no homo turbo: deluxe edition.
Somebody gotta get Andre 3000 the fuck out of here before Big Boi drops another album by himself.
That was depressing.
This my shit though.
Come back for my next post titled "Why the white man's hatred of black men directly correlates to Jesus being black"
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